Fifty Shades Freed--Chapter Twenty-Two (Part II)

In which Ana goes to the bank to withdraw $5,000,000 in ransom money-while carrying a loaded and stolen gun; Christian Grey attempts to sell worthless stock after jumping to a fairly reasonable conclusion; kidnapper Jack Hyde flings misogynistic insults at Ana; and ELJ manages to get almost every ( Read more... )

50 Shades Freed--Chapter Twenty-Two (part I)

BACK FROM HIATUS!!

In which Ana gets a phone call from an illogical and misogynistic kidnapper/attempted rapist, plans to save a kidnapping victim through complete obedience, searches for five million in cash, steals a stolen gun, and has to escape from her own apartment.

Fifty Shades Freed--Chapter Twenty-One

The chapter in which all spitefics become canon. Ana tells Hellspawn not to touch her, says that his behavior was wrong and is not sexed out of this, stands up to Grey’s threat of “no one will hear you if you scream" when she refuses to fuck him, and openly thinks of murdering her husband.

50 Shades Freed--Chapter Twenty (Part II)

In which Grey finds out that Ana is pregnant, and proceeds to yell, pound things, blame Ana for conceiving, scream about lack of control, walk on on his wife, get drunk, call an unborn baby an invader, wail that Ana will choose the baby over him, and be horrified by the prospect of possibly having a *gag* ( Read more... )

50 Shades Freed--Chapter EighteenIn which Ana has a birthday and gets showered with superfluous expensive presents, Christian is displeased that Ana is focusing any attention on someone who isn’t him, Ana utters a questionable statement about Muslim and Hindu women, Christian attempts to rig a trial, the injured father plotline becomes a Road to ( Read more... )

Fifty Shades Freed--Chapter Seventeen (Part II)In which Grey is tired of Ana’s father being in an induced coma, indulges in sexual bathing, talks about having supported another ex (while ignoring his canonical blackmail photos of all his ex-subs), is still jealous of Paul Clayton (who showed up two books ago), and fondly reminisces about taking a ( Read more... )

Fifty Shades Freed--Chapter 16 (part II)In which Ana suggests that Grey beat up a black man instead of yelling at her, Grey unwittingly compares Ana to a black hole and expresses the notion that his old BDSM lifestyle “taints” him, the sexual molestation of another woman is portrayed as a good thing, Grey admits that he doesn’t have the capacity ( Read more... )

Fifty Shades Freed--Chapter Sixteen (Part I)In which absolutely no one listens to Ana’s bodyguard, Prescott; Leila, the Broken Bird Ex, comes to Ana’s office to chat; Ana discovers the existence of an informal support group; Ket and I discuss the sheer impossibility of the beginning of Leila’s plot arc, and Grey threatens and emotionally bullies ( Read more... )

Fifty Shades Freed--Chapter Fifteen

Leila leaves the Sporking Universe on a mission, Bella Ana regrets having slapped a werewolf giant, Christian Grey heals the injured and asks for rapeplay, Ana admits that Christian sucks, Grey temporarily admits that he was sexually abused, Ana continues to slut-shame people she doesn’t like, Grey’s shrink ( Read more... )

50 Shades Freed--Chapter 14 (Part II)

In which Ana overreacts at the thought of dancing with someone who is not her husband, Grey commits battery (but not assault) in public, Grey tucks Ana into bed as if she were his toddler daughter, and Clint, Natasha, Ket and I just want the chapter to end already.